L: I'll be Belle and you're the Beast, Guga.
Guga: Ok.
L: Dance with me Beast!

S [watching an OK GO music video]: I like that guy's cute face.

[This quote requires a bit of setup. The kids were playing with a walkie talkie set and someone else's voice started coming through, using the same radio frequency]
Mom on the walkie-talkie: Hello...random child...
C [in a different room] on the walkie-talkie: Hello random Mommy.

Me: C and I went grocery shopping to get a birthday cake.
S: That makes me sad. [lip quivering, starts to tear up]

C: "S, stop talking. You are taking up all of the quiet."

Dad: C, if we had lots of money, where you like to go?
C: The place with lots of Indian food.
Dad: India?
C: No, Mississippi!
S: What about Chuck E. Cheese?

**Bonus points: C is actually referencing a previous "Shit my nephews say" quote**

C, watching an equestrian rider:
C: How do you know that its a girl, Mom? (pause as she rides closer..) Oh, yep, I see... she has boobs.