Mom: "Before school starts, I am going to take the boys back-to-school shopping."
S: "Maybe we can get New Jersey pants."

C: (watching the sun set over the river): "what's going to happen to the sun when it splashes in?"

S: (at Panera after singing and loudly): "why isn't everybody clapping for me?"

S: "Mom, my foot feels funny. It has sparkles inside it."

C: "S, you're not the sheriff of this dreidel!"

S: "Knock Knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
S: "Tree"
Me: "Tree who?
S: "I don't want to smell your face."