My nephews, S (age 3), and C (age 5), really do say all of this shit, completely unprompted.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
S [watching an OK GO music video]: I like that guy's cute face.
[This quote requires a bit of setup. The kids were playing with a walkie talkie set and someone else's voice started coming through, using the same radio frequency] Mom on the walkie-talkie: Hello...random child... C [in a different room] on the walkie-talkie: Hello random Mommy.
Me: C and I went grocery shopping to get a birthday cake. S: That makes me sad. [lip quivering, starts to tear up]
Sunday, November 14, 2010
C: "S, stop talking. You are taking up all of the quiet."